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Lazy Afternoon Reruns: “When I become president . . .”

I will run as a moderately liberal conservative who is a strong supporter of the First Amendment and a representative for the best values of the South: individual rights tempered by a love of God and family. My campaign theme song will be Merle Haggard’s “Rainbow Stew.” My administration will be both pro-choice and pro-life, because the choices that we make in life affect other people’s ability to have lives and choices. The first thing I will do is: assemble a Cabinet and staff made up entirely of Waffle House… Read more Lazy Afternoon Reruns: “When I become president . . .”