Now closed, Brand X Pizza used to sit in the middle of the block on College Street in Auburn. Its only review on Yelp (from 2007) offered this little nugget of advice:

This is cardboard with a little sauce and burned cheese on top.  It works for soaking up some of the booze in your stomach to make sure you don’t asphyxiate while you sleep.  If you go here while sober, you should be slapped with an iron claw and have your intestines wrapped around the axle of a car that’s driving down the interstate (and while still attached to you).